Offensive Pen Set - Every office has one or two, most classrooms contain quite a few, and pretty much every family home is full of them, the elusive "Pennus Banditos", also known as Pen Thieves! At first glace this might just look like a generic, standard set of ball point pens, but really, they're much, much more. They have a special power to those who dare possess them shock, humour, offend anyone and everyone and make a clear and definitive statement - without having to utter a single word! Whether you want to warn off annoyances and thieves, or let your friend or PENemy know exactly how much you like them, each set contains one of five beautifully-phrased messages, embossed and placed on the shaft of the pen - one for each week day: Actually, just f**k off Hands off my pen, pr*ck I wish I could f***ing spell Property of C***y McF***face These dull f***ers think I'm working Send a clear-cut message that you've had enough with a delightfully profanity-laden assortment of slick black-...
